Best Would You Rather Questions for Kids

We all want a safe and age-appropriate way for our kids to play games, but they can’t always participate in the same games that adults enjoy. Since EndangeredEmoji.com provides would you rather questions on another post that includes some that are not easy enough for kids, we figured we should play fairly and offer the same fun game for kids.

These questions are available as a fun way for your kids to get their brains working on their decision-making capabilities. Who knew that could be done in a fun way? Without further ado, we present a list of clean, kid-friendly, and fun would you rather questions for kids. Enjoy!

Best Would You Rather Questions for Kids

1. Would you rather lick the floor of a public bathroom or the toilet seat?

2. Would you rather see a fireworks display or attend a music concert?

3. Would you rather have a magic carpet that flies or a personalized robot that serves you?

4. Would you rather have two noses or a single eye in the center of your forehead?

5. Would you rather never have to shower again (and always smell good) or never have to clip your toenails again (but they never grow too long)?

6. Would you rather eat doughnuts or chocolate bars?

7. Would you rather be the funniest person in the world or the smartest person in the world?

8. Would you rather go snow-boarding or water-skiing?

9. Would you rather have extra fingers or extra toes?

10. Would you rather be a famous musician or a famous actor?

11. Would you rather only ever be able to crawl around on all fours or walk backward everywhere you go?

12. Would you rather fly a kite or go rollerskating through your neighborhood?

13. Would you rather have the power to run at superspeed or the power to fly?

14. Would you rather invent a new holiday or a new language?

15. Would you rather be the president or an astronaut when you grow up?

16. Would you rather meet your favorite famous person or have a shot at getting the starring role in a really awesome movie?

17. Would you rather always have to yell or always have to whisper?

18. Would you rather make the perfect toy or the perfect movie?

19. Would you rather be an amazing dancer or an amazing painter?

20. Would you rather live on the Moon or Mars?

21. Would you rather be ten years older or four years younger?

22. Would you rather have the power to talk to animals or the power to control the weather?

23. Would you rather eat a raw potato or a whole lemon?

24. Would you rather be able to play every instrument perfectly or be able to speak every language fluently?

25. Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with no communications with land, no water, and no food, or be stuck in space but be able to communicate with the ground?

26. Would you rather have hands twice as big as normal hands or feet twice as small as normal feet?

27. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?

28. Would you rather be a bird or a horse?

29. Would you rather live in the sky or under the sea?

30. Would you rather live without a TV or without a phone?

31. Would you rather ride a roller coaster or float down a lazy river?

32. Would you rather have to do cartwheels everywhere or somersaults?

33. Would you rather grow butterfly wings or eagle wings?

34. Would you rather be able to change your hair color whenever you want or be able to change your name whenever you want?

35. Would you rather have five brothers or five sisters?

36. Would you rather be a unicorn or a Pegasus?

37. Would you rather eat a beetle or get stung by a wasp?

38. Would you rather live in a mansion or on a farm?

39. Would you rather meet a superhero or the best cartoon character?

40. Would you rather eat a whole jar of mayonnaise or drink a whole cup of hot sauce?

41. Would you rather live without music or without movies?

42. Would you rather have new shoes every week or new shirts every day?

43. Would you rather play in the snow or the sand?

44. Would you rather have a panda or a koala as a pet?

45. Would you rather kiss a slimy frog or hug a big fat snake?

46. Would you rather play the guitar or the piano?

47. Would you rather be able to freeze time or time travel?

48. Would you rather have a car that could fly or that could go underwater like a submarine?

49. Would you rather live without candy or without TV?

50. Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline?

51. Would you rather be trapped in a room with one sleepy tiger or ten angry bumblebees?

52. Would you rather walk around with a cement brick stuck to your foot or a metal bucket stuck over your head?

53. Would you rather always eat pizza or always eat your favorite chips?

54. Would you rather have a pet hamster or a pet bunny?

55. Would you rather be a doctor or a businessman?

56. Would you rather set the table before dinner or wash the dishes after?

57. Would you rather go to the zoo or the aquarium?

58. Would you rather be super fast or super strong?

59. Would you rather have hamburgers or hot dogs for dinner?

60. Would you rather be an art teacher or a PE teacher?

61. Would you rather be a police officer or a fireman?

62. Would you rather play paintball or laser tag?

63. Would you rather have the power to read minds or move things with your mind?

64. Would you rather eat a dead spider or a live worm?

65. Would you rather have a picnic on the beach or in a park?

66. Would you rather have the power to shapeshift into a wolf or a tiger?

67. Would you rather have french fries or chocolate cake?

68. Would you rather have a green nose or purple ears?

69. Would you rather see a giant or a tiny giraffe?

70. Would you rather always be dressed up or always wear your pajamas?

71. Would you rather live in the North Pole or the Sahara Desert?

72. Would you rather meow like a cat or bark like a dog after every sentence?

73. Would you rather grow another arm or another leg?

74. Would you rather have to wear a winter coat and thick pants with boots and a scarf or wear only your swimsuit for the rest of your life?

75. Would you rather fall off a cliff or get in a plane crash?

76. Would you rather have to wear a clown wig or big giant clown shoes for the rest of your life?

77. Would you rather go for a drive in a convertible or a limousine?

78. Would you rather fly in a helicopter or a rocketship?

79. Would you rather meet the Easter Bunny in real life or the Tooth Fairy?

80. Would you rather be a professional soccer player or a professional ice skater?

81. Would you rather live 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?

82. Would you rather have breakfast in the Eiffel tower or dinner in a castle?

83. Would you rather go rock-climbing or bungee-jumping?

84. Would you rather find a hidden treasure chest or discover a new species of animal?

85. Would you rather be abducted by aliens or taken hostage by some gnarly pirates?

86. Would you rather be best friends with Superman or Spider-Man?

87. Would you rather go to the movies or the water park?

88. Would you rather live where it’s always light outside or always dark?

89. Would you rather always feel the need to cough or always feel the need to sneeze?

90. Would you rather your house were infested with cockroaches or rats?

91. Would you rather ride an elephant or a camel to school every day?

92. Would you rather your breath always smell like gasoline or sweat sticky honey?

93. Would you rather sound like a chicken clucking every time you laugh or make a mooing sound every time you hiccup?

94. Would you rather drink and eat everything with your bellybutton or sneeze, smell, and breathe from your ears?

95. Would you rather have one eye on each side of your head or a pair of eyes on the back of your head?

96. Would you rather eat an entire tub of Animal Crackers or an entire box worth of fruit snacks?

97. Would you rather have Cheez-Its or Goldfish for a snack?

98. Would you rather get sprayed all over with silly-string or have a pie smashed into your face?

99. Would you rather have the power to teleport or time travel?

100. Would you rather not be able to close any open doors or open any closed doors?

101. Would you rather have your very own treehouse or an entire jungle gym in your backyard?

102. Would you rather be a warrior or a wizard?

103. Would you rather find out you are adopted or that all of your siblings are?

104. Would you rather never look in a mirror or never see a picture of yourself?

105. Would you rather have to take all your drinks from a sippy cup or a giant bucket?

106. Would you rather wear the same clothes to school every day or always have to come up with a new outfit idea by yourself?

107. Would you rather have short stubby legs or long freaky arms?

108. Would you rather have super crooked teeth or icky yellow teeth?

109. Would you rather have to drag your butt across the ground like a dog to get everywhere for the rest of your life or have no other choice but to bounce around like a kangaroo to get places for the rest of your life?

110. Would you rather sit or stand for the rest of your life–if you could only choose one?

111. Would you rather see colors that no one else could see or smell scents that no one else could smell?

112. Would you rather have the teeth of a vampire or the teeth of a beaver?

113. Would you rather fight one moose-sized pigeon or 100 pigeon-sized moose(s)?

114. Would you rather spend a night in the Disneyland Cinderella castle suite or at the top of the Tower of Terror?

115. Would you rather never get sick or never get injured?

116. Would you rather be able to live as long as you wanted or be the best superhero in the world?

117. Would you rather only be able to use one square of toilet paper each day or have an itch that you can never quite scratch?

118. Would you rather jump everywhere in a potato sack or with crutches?

119. Would you rather get into a food fight or a water balloon fight?

120. Would you rather never be able to ask questions or never be able to answer them?

121. Would you rather cough out jawbreakers or sneeze out jelly beans?

122. Would you rather live without heating in the winter or air conditioning in the summer?

123. Would you rather sleep 20 hours a day or only 2 hours a day for the rest of your life?

124. Would you rather have lots of money but no friends or lots of friends but hardly any money?

125. Would you rather have hair so long it touches the ground or no hair on your head at all?

126. Would you rather turn into a dog or a cat?

127. Would you rather jump rope or play hopscotch at recess?

128. Would you rather your toes turn into fingers on your feet or your fingers turn into toes on your hands?

129. Would you rather fly in a plane or sail on a boat?

130. Would you rather make movies or make songs?

131. Would you rather join the Avengers or the Justice League?

132. Would you rather it snow every day or rain every day?

133. Would you rather play with play-dough or moon sand?

134. Would you rather have to read at least one book every week or never read a book ever again?

135. Would you rather only be able to watch movies and not TV shows or TV shows and not movies for the rest of your life?

136. Would you rather only drink apple juice or milk with every meal for the rest of your life?

137. Would you rather have one best friend that completely gets you or ten best friends that only kind of know you?

138. Would you rather be able to travel at the speed of light or time travel?

139. Would you rather live in a world without popcorn or a world without nachos?

140. Would you rather have an indoor swimming pool or a private movie theater in your house?

141. Would you rather take a ride in a police car or a fire truck?

142. Would you rather have your dream room or your dream car?

143. Would you rather be the tallest person in the world or the shortest person in the world?

144 Would you rather never get to wash your clothes or never get to shower or wash yourself?

145. Would you rather every day were like Christmas or every day were like your birthday?

146. Would you rather have a nose like Pinocchio or ears like Dumbo?

147. Would you rather eat a diet composed entirely of meats or vegetables?

148. Would you rather own and design your own amusement park or buy your own private island?

149. Would you rather skip all your dentist appointments or all your doctor’s appointments?

150. Would you rather only be able to see out of one eye or hear out of one ear?

151. Would you rather eat homemade meals and never have fast food or always have fast food but never homemade meals?

152. Would you rather be able to stay up as late as you wanted every night or sleep in as long as you wish to every day?

153. Would you rather be the best player on a team that always loses or the worst player on a team that always wins?

154. Would you rather take a trip to Paris or London?

155. Would you rather read an amazing book or watch an amazing movie?

156. Would you rather speak to animals or speak every language in the world?

157. Would you rather win a hot-dog eating contest or a pie-eating contest?

158. Would you rather get bed bugs or lice?

159. Would you rather have to sneeze every ten minutes or burp every five minutes?

160. Would you rather shower in maple syrup or take a bath in Jell-O?

161. Would you rather wet yourself in public every day or poop your pants and ruin all your pants and underwear every day?

162. Would you rather have a pet porcupine or a pet skunk?

163. Would you rather drink soapy water or muddy water?

164. Would you rather walk barefoot through poison ivy or dog poop?

165. Would you rather the bottoms of all your shoes be covered with old, chewed up gum or crusty dried mud?

166. Would you rather have a booger stuck in your nostril for everyone to see or a piece of lettuce stuck in between your two front teeth that shows every time you talk?

167. Would you rather have a baby pee on you or puke on you?

168. Would you rather be forced to sniff your best friend’s stinky feet or have your best friend be forced to sniff your stinky feet?

169. Would you rather have earwax in your nose or snot and boogers in your ears?

170. Would you rather always wear shoes one size too big or one size too little?

171. Would you rather eat an entire serving of dry rice or an entire serving of crunchy, dry pasta noodles?

172. Would you rather your body was made entirely out of candy or bread?

173. Would you rather have every surface in your house be a trampoline or live in a giant bouncy house?

174. Would you rather be as thin as a sheet of paper or as fat as a hot air balloon?

175. Would you rather visit Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory or Candyland?

176. Would you rather all animals shrink three times smaller than their normal size, or all plants become three times as big as their normal size?

177. Would you rather be able to ride on a shooting star or lasso the moon and hold it in your hand like a bouncy ball?

178. Would you rather have hair like Rapunzel’s or a fish tail like Ariel?

179. Would you rather grow bug antennas or a fluffy bunny tail?

180. Would you rather be able to eat as much as you want without getting sick or gaining weight or always be able to sleep as much as you want?

181. Would you rather always have a bad haircut or always have bad breath?

182. Would you rather never be able to say hello to anyone or always be forced to say hello to everyone?

183. Would you rather eat the meat patty with no bread or the bread bun with no meat patty?

184. Would you rather have a pet cheetah or a pet elephant?

185. Would you rather be turned into a vampire or a werewolf?

186. Would you rather join a marching band or a dance team?

187. Would you rather earth be invaded by space robots or space aliens?

188. Would you rather have wheels for feet or metal grabby claws for hands?

189. Would you rather have to wash all your clothes or all your dishes all the time?

190. Would you rather have the longest eyebrow hair in the world or no eyebrows at all?

191. Would you rather wrestle a lion or a grizzly bear?

192. Would you rather shrink every time you sneeze or grow every time you cough?

193. Would you rather go back in time or go forward in time?

194. Would you rather teleport into your favorite video game or your favorite TV show?

195. Would you rather laugh every time someone says something serious or cry every time someone says something funny?

196. Would you rather your head was the size of a basketball or the size of a baseball?

197. Would you rather have a nose like a pig snout or ears like an elephant?

198. Would you rather be able to hear smells or smell sounds?

199. Would you rather have sweaty feet all the time or always have Cheeto dust all over your fingers?

200. Would you rather have a pet horse the size of a hamster or a pet hamster the size of a horse?