Best Funny Questions to Ask

In this world, there are plenty of serious, sensitive, and sad things to think about and discuss with others. You can go to another EndangeredEmoji.com list to find questions that will help you converse with people about those types of things.

This list, however, is not for anything serious. Silliness and laughter is our goal here. Many people believe that laughter is the best medicine. It is beneficial for the mind, heart, body, and soul. I’ve even heard that someone cured their cancer with it! So, although we know we cannot remedy your ailments, we can help you to have a good mood and maybe some sore muscles from laughing so hard. I hope these questions can lift your spirits and even make you laugh so hard you cry as you and your friends take these questions and run with them. Enjoy!

 

Best Funny Questions to Ask

 

  1. What’s the most ridiculous name you’ve ever heard used in the real world?
  2. If you could morph together two animals to create a monster super animal, which two animals would you choose?
  3. What’s something that everyone looks stupid doing?
  4. What movie do you think would be ten times better if it were made into a musical?
  5. What’s really popular now, but that will seem really dumb or overrated ten years from now?
  6. What is your go-to dance move for weddings, parties, clubbing, etc.? Show us!
  7. If animals could talk, which do you think would be the crudest?
  8. Have you ever caught something on fire while cooking?
  9. What are three items you could buy at a grocery store together that would make the cashier laugh?
  10. If your seven-year-old self suddenly inhabited your current body, what would your seven-year-old self do first?
  11. What could you wear as a hat that would stun everyone that catches sight of you into awed, if not slightly horrified, silence?
  12. What is one thing you absolutely will NOT share with anyone?
  13. What movie did you watch as a child, and, looking back on it, you realize it was probably a bit traumatizing?
  14. What’s the weirdest decoration you’ve seen in a person’s home?
  15. What’s the most embarrassing outfit you’ve ever worn?
  16. If you had the power to shrink objects, what’ one thing you’d shrink and take with you everywhere?
  17. What’s something in which you like to consider yourself an expert?
  18. What is the trashiest thing you own/do?
  19. If you were arrested inexplicably, what crime would your friends and family assume you committed?
  20. What’s the best type of cheese?
  21. What is the worst smell you’ve ever smelled? 
  22. If you had the resources, what kind of cult would you like to start?
  23. If you were dictator of the world for a day, what actions would you take?
  24. In five words, how would you describe your browsing history?
  25. What’s the worst name you can think of to give to a child?
  26. What would the world be like if it were populated solely by clones of you (in both genders, of course), all possessing different facets of your personality?
  27. What’s the best Wi-Fi name you can think of/have seen?
  28. What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
  29. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
  30. How many pigeons would it take to kill an elephant?
  31. What conspiracy would you start circulating if there would be no repercussions?
  32. Which body part would you want to detach and be able to reattach if you could?
  33. What’s one movie that you can think of whose plot would have to completely transform if you were to change one letter in its title? What would the new version of the movie be about?
  34. What is your most disgusting/memorable road-trip bathroom horror story?
  35. If you were held at gunpoint by someone and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves, they’d pull the trigger, what dance moves would you bust out to save your life? Show us!
  36. If you had to replace your hands with something other than hooks or claws or anything remotely useful in the obvious sense, with what would you replace them?
  37. If you were a pair of shoes, what pair of shoes would you be?
  38. Is cereal soup? Why? Why not?
  39. What song do you wish could play every time you’re getting ready in the morning, movie montage style?
  40. What mythical creature would improve the world most if it were real?
  41. What’s something that you wouldn’t expect to like the smell of, but you weirdly do?
  42. Would you go streaking across the field at a sporting event for a thousand dollars, even if there was a 50/50 chance of being arrested for indecent exposure?
  43. What are your feelings toward pineapples on pizza?
  44. If you were a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
  45. What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them one after the other?
  46. If you could become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you be?
  47. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
  48. What would be the best-worst name for an amusement park?
  49. If you were a WWE fighter, what would your grand entrance song be?
  50. What would be the creepiest thing you could say walking past someone on the street?
  51. What’s the most creative insult you can come up with?
  52. If you were placed into an insane asylum, how would you prove that you weren’t insane without convincing them that you were only pretending to be sane?
  53. What are hilarious ways to answer mundane questions like “How’s it going?” or “What’s up?”
  54. What is the cheapest thing you’ve ever owned?
  55. What fictional character is incredible in their story/movie/show, but would be the most annoying road trip partner in real life?
  56. Would you say you were the black sheep or the golden child of the family?
  57. What are three things you would put in a faux dating profile?
  58. Who was the worst teacher you had in elementary school?
  59. If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you be able to teach them?
  60. With toilet paper, do you wipe from front to back, or are you an “undertaker?”
  61. What are ridiculous unwritten rules where you work? What was your favorite toy growing up?
  62. Who’s a celebrity that you don’t think should be famous?
  63. Would you rather eat a bowl full of worms or crickets?
  64. Would you rather never be able to speak again or always be forced to say what’s on your mind?
  65. What secret society would you like to create? Who would you admit?
  66.  Would you rather sweat melted cheese or have snakes for hair?
  67. What are three random and hilarious memories you have from childhood?
  68. If you could only eat three foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
  69. If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
  70. If fairy tales incorporated modern culture, how do you think they would end?